"We're also actively monitoring travelers at our land, sea, and air ports. We're watching them for signs of illness, and we have appropriate protocols in place to deal with those who are sick. Precautions are being taken to protect travelers and border personnel. Anyone exhibiting symptoms is being referred to an isolation room where they can be evaluated by a public health official before proceeding to their destruction."
(destruction was later corrected to destination)
For more fun stuff, play this educational game Free Rice. For every correct answer, 10 grains of rice are donated to feed the hungry.