So one of my slightly degenerate friends gave me a free pair of gently used Tommy Hilfiger jeans. Said they'd come from another of their (probably much more degenerate) friends, only the jeans didn't fit so they thought I might be able to use them.
Grateful that someone of that circle had thought of me, I happily accepted. The jeans do fit, but it was only after trying them on that I noticed a tiny stain on the front. It's either chocolate or a blood splash, and I'm pretty sure it ain't chocolate.
Anyone want a pair of jeans?