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Sun, May. 17th, 2009, 12:01 pm
Immaculate Conception vs. VHEMT

The following letter was sent to the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement via their Myspace page. VHEMT supports the extinction of Humankind through voluntary non-breeding.

Dear Cult Leader,

I know what you're all about and you're all about everyone killing themselves. You don't like it when people have babies, and that's okay and everything, but you've failed to consider immaculate conception. If you don't remember, Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ was the result of a virgin birth. You may have written this off as a one time thing, but let me assure you that this is occurs more often than you may think. I'm not telling you how to do your job or anything, I just wanted to warn you that the population could be increasing ten-fold due to immaculate births. This is more of a problem than you could ever know. Children without fathers are everywhere and you have no idea how many of those whose father is God.

Liz Phair
Victoria Beckham
Nick Hornby
Maynard James Keenan

All of these socialites have one thing in common, can you guess what it is?

You're welcome.

This was the reply from the movement.

I knew it!! I knew that guy from Tool was too cool not to be a son of god. I appreciate you warning me about this scourge of reproductive choice, I honestly hadn't thought about it at all. I think we should spend some serious resources looking into immaculate contraceptive, don't you?

Really, it's better than aborting a child forced upon a woman by god. When you think about it, immaculate conception is a form of rape, maybe even worse because there's absolutely nothing you can do to protect yourself from it.

Thanks for the food for thought!

This exchange was so funny it got posted to the VHEMT list. I recieve the list as a 'supporter' but not a 'member', the difference being I believe in population reduction rather than extinction. For more information, visit http://www.vhemt.org/